Literal dogs of the military, my good sirs.
HOLD UP, is Armin the narrator what oh my god I never knew this, is this for real
WHAT IF HE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT SURVIVES AND IS RETELLING THE STORY
Backstory: The original anime was literally so awful, the dubbing team were told to just go nuts and do whatever they like.
This is the result.
THIS IS GOLD
I’m almost positive Rebecca’s one of those quirky friends that flirts with Riza just to see what Roy does like they’ll all be driving doing srs military bsns and Rebecca will be like “Riza theoretically how much would I have to pay you to have sex with me” and Riza’s like “Rebecca pls we’re chasing a bad guy” and Rebecca’s like “only if u stop being such a babe u babe” and she looks up into the car rearview to see Roy shift uncomfortably in his seat and all she’s thinking is aww yeah getting my bestie laid tonight.